next saturday i'll have had this account for exactly 5 years. i had another account for about 2 years before that and released classics such as 'mr. sunshine's happy guide to suicide', 'i like bees' and 'lost', the latter was developed into a long term, prime-time abc network series by JJ (yeah, we're on nickname terms) - perhaps you've heard of it.

jokes aside, i figured an anniversary of sorts is a reason enough to 'come back.' it's nothing coherent, people fuck watermelons, someone sings about an erection, it's a coagulation of every terrible idea i've had over the 5 years. a celebration of all that is wrong with the world. and guus hiddink, who is definitely not one of the things wrong with this world.

there are no david bowie references in it.

thanks to peer pressure and a bitter rivalry with someone i must constantly better i started using twitter(.com/cardboardmoon) to update my progress on animation shit and when i'm having a shit. it's set to private because i'm a privacy pirate but i'll add anyone from newgrounds.

13th of the 6th. be there. bring sandwiches.

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